Admiral Sarcasm

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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sketchyscenario:

pettyartist:

Just got this snapchat from Satpix.
Emily what are you doing with your life.

HOENNHIEM

sketchyscenario:

pettyartist:

Just got this snapchat from Satpix.

Emily what are you doing with your life.

HOENNHIEM

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

Well fuck

teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

noobtheloser:

This will make a lot more sense to people who have seen the movie. 

ATTENTION

madvlogz:

savanaugh:

souleaterunlimited:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance 

good.

holy shit you’re really doing it

hardestcopy:

cam3leon:

Yours truly as Hood Link, the Hero of Trill. My first Otakon and first cosplay…and it was EPIC.

You’re fantastic op


brother, forgive mewe both know I’m the one to blamewhen I saw my demonsI knew them well and welcomed them (x)

brother, forgive me
we both know I’m the one to blame
when I saw my demons
I knew them well and welcomed them (x)

officialalltimelow:

*whispers* Its almost hoodie season

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

sexyvesseltime:

scottagro:

Rawest moment in a Marvel movie yet. Fuuuck.

I related to this so much. I could feel his pain in my whole being.

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

teamfreekickass:

squided:

Have you ever flinched at someone’s comment not because it was a bad opinion but because you know exactly how bad the backlash is gonna be on them

HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT