Admiral Sarcasm

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

queermarauders:

James and Sirius as Jaeger pilots AU

thewintersoldiersbutt:

Remember kids: minimum wage workers are not real people. they are robots and you should treat them as such

joshpeck:

i just ate so much bread god bless america

turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

thedrunkenenigma:

macsceneshawe:

ADVENTURE TIME AINT NO DAMN JOKE, SON.

At all

princeowl:

please keep making pacific rim movies I don’t care how shitty they are i would gladly watch ‘pacific rim 37: newt ate all the fucking pizza rolls again’

baroquen-sol:

seerofsarcasm:

confusedtree:

dspazdoesntcare:

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

I literally had a dream last night where some random kid I didn’t recognize gave me a plate of quesodillas. Then when I woke up I had none and was really sad

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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sketchyscenario:

pettyartist:

Just got this snapchat from Satpix.
Emily what are you doing with your life.

HOENNHIEM

sketchyscenario:

pettyartist:

Just got this snapchat from Satpix.

Emily what are you doing with your life.

HOENNHIEM

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

Well fuck

teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay