Admiral Sarcasm

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

pedropoppens:

ruinedchildhood:

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

Mention this ill punch in the throat all while crying over this tragic moment

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

nobbiedanger:

never getting over the fact that Pearl’s first instinct after being impaled is to make light of the situation for Steven’s benefit and then reassure him that it’s okay

fuck this show man

resource-and-sagacity:

chibisilverwings:

ambrromance:

joultonofblood:

Sums up their personalities pretty well.

Eddy: I can achieve anything
Edd: there’s a logical way to achieve what I want
Ed: there’s nothing standing in my way

Eddy hopping over the fence indicates his willingness to “cheat” the system, or to take a shortcut. Much like his schemes, it might end up being more work, but in his mind, cheating is the best way to get ahead.

Edd goes the neat and logical way, he’s straight forward. BUT, note that he closes the gate behind him rather than leaving it open. He’s incredibly meticulous and even if it’s more convenient to leave it open for anyone coming in behind him, he has to leave things neat, tidy and as he found them.

Ed is also is straight forward, he in fact is using the MOST direct route. But this route is one no one else would consider because it seems completely nonsensical. Which sums him up pretty well. The fact that it works for him is also fun to note. In general his earnestness and determination carries him through situations that most people would be stopped by.

I appreciate anyone who can wax philosophical about a chinless lump who once ate his own mattress whole.

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

greatesthungergamesfans:

500daysofsassy:

my brother has been saying to me “have you seen the lenny kravitz scarf picture yet?????????????????????????????” and i always have no idea what he was talking about 

and now ive seen the light

image

he’s here to make an impression

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"