I want to open up an ice cream shop in New York and name it Harlem Shakes. The thing is though, the only music playing would be classical.
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#WE DONT EVEN HAVE A TARGET
#GAS STATION EMPLOYEES TELL MY MOM WHEN I BUY THINGS IM NOT SUPPOSED TO
AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind
I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.
And I still totally lost it every time.
Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.
oh god it’s back
give me a he’ll yeah if ur blogging on mobile
Yes I support gay rights.
Yes I would care if you died.
No I’m not going to reblog that post.